little piece of my heart

I'm bored, so why not make a list?

In the past few days, I've been watching some classic movies which made me recall my young, not quite sexual longings for "attractive" boys.

And, let me tell you, it happened at a young age.

Let's Begin!


KELLY'S LIST OF THE YOUNG AND FUCKABLE
(Though no longer young)

( Starting with Number 10... QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! )

SO, I just go back from Harry Potter.

I think it was the best?

There were so many pros and so many cons, but the cons, I can sometimes see where they are coming from.

But I shall list them, and if you wish to no know, then end reading my entry and continue scrolling down your friends page.




( ARRY POTTA )

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Okay, so here's the deal. Some of my old graphics are pretty fug, so I'm friend locking that post and making a new post with my "Hey, those aren't so bad and don't make me embarassed to post them!" graphics. So, here we go!






x Dane Cook
x Project Runway
x Disney
x Peter Pan (2003)
x Tristan + Isolde
x Romeo + Juliet
x Rachel Bilson

( GRAPHICS )

Are you SERIOUS, Dan Radcliffe?


That is the fugliest hairstyle I have ever seen.


Way to already be ruining OOTP, Hollywood.

I'm bored, so I'm enlisting my friends list to help me XD

Here's a meme I just made up for kicks. DO IT.

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2. Show me your favorite picture(s) of yourself.
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4. Show me the favorite icon that you use on LJ
5. Show me the poster from your favorite movie.
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( My Answers HURR )

SO DO IT! XD

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Hark! Who is that, skulking over the icy wasteland! It is Kelly, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! She cries apocalyptically: "I'm going to hump you faster than the speed of sound, and throw you out the airplane door!!!"

Find out! Enter username: Are you a girl, or a guy ?

created by beatings : powered by monkeys

LMAOOOO

( HP Quiz for my Gryffinpoofs )

Ooohhh....personality test. Another one. Because I enjoy them. This was probably the best one.



( Results!!1111!! )

A. Pick 20 of your favorite movies.
B. Then pick one of your favorite quote/s from each movie.
C. Post the quotes in your journal.
D. Have those on your friends list to guess what the movie is.
E. Strike out the quote once it has been correctly identified and place the guesser's user name directly after the quote.


1. "My Pants are filled with starfish."
"You and your hobbies."

2. "How am I ever going to get through to you?"
"Well, advertising executives use status and sex to appeal to my demographic." Becca...BATTLE OF SHAKER HEIGHTS

3. "You were right, I don't know if life is greater than death, but love was more than either."

4. "What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing! How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay. " Scotty... ANCHORMAN

5. "You know how some people have those habits that get you down? Like Bernie. Bernie liked to chew gum. No, not chew. POP. So I come home from work one night and I'm real irritated, and I'm looking for a little sympathy. And there's Bernie, lying on the couch, drinking a beer and chewin'. No, not chewin'. POPPIN'. So I said "If you pop that gum one more time..." And he did. So I took the shotgun off the wall and fired two warning shots... into his head. " Katie Tewksbagel... CHICAGO

6. "You sure have a way with people"
"Well, they're my species."

7. "I want always to be a boy and have fun."
"If you say so, but I think that is your biggest pretend" xbedxoxliesx PETER PAN

8. "So what were you trying to do? Trying to get me to like you?"
"No, Sam, I wasn't trying to get you to like me. I was trying to get you to love me."
"Well, congratulations, you fucking pulled it off! "

9. "If anyone finds this, it means my plan didn't work and I'm already dead. But if I can somehow go back to the beginning of all of this, I might be able to save her. "

10. "I'M NOT SHOUTING.... ALL RIGHT, I AM. I'M SHOUTING, I'M SHOUTING, I'M SHOUT... " xbedxoxliesx CLUE

11. "Once upon a time there was a magical place where it never rained, the end." Becca... HOLES

12. "If I were to throw a party where all we did was play "Monopoly," would you guys come?"
"Could I be the little shoe?"
"Of course. "

13. "She was just walking past... you know how I like it when they walk... and it just sort of slipped out. " xbedxoxliesx HP GOF

14. "Modern Mallard says that avoiding closure can lead to molting, and I'm already small and on top of that I don't think I can handle being bald!" Katie...CHICKEN LITTLE

15. "What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?" Katie Tewksbagel.... LION KING

16. "Donger's here for five hours, and he's got somebody. I live here my whole life, and I'm like a disease."

17. "Don't be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, she's so much more than that." xbedxoxliesx MEAN GIRLS

18. "It was a run-by fruiting!" BECCA.... MRS. DOUBTFIRE

19. "You. Freddy. What do you like to do?"
"I dunno.... burn stuff..." xbedxoxliesx SCHOOL OF ROCK

20. "There's only us, There's only this, Forget regret, Or life is your to miss, No other road, No other way, No day but today." (If anyone on my friends list doesn't know this, delete yourself immediatly. I have no business to do with you. I'm being sarcastic, but still) Katie Tewksbagel... RENT


Do it and get a cookie. XD

I need some ideas for what to do at my party.

Because I have NOTHING.

Cake is pretty much all I've got.

My mom was like "You can't rent movies! That's just boring! *spaz*"

She reccomended Trivial Pursuit: Pop Culture. It could work, but I don't want to shove that on people. Maybe I'll just leave it out and see if people want to play?

Okay, so this is where you come in, lovely Flist.

What should I do? It cannot involve alcohol or drugs. It may involve pants. Those are my guidlines.

GO!

Yay! Kittens! XD

I gots me a facebook =D

http://hs.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1082700205

YAY!

Adds me, s'il vous plait.

So, I just downloaded the Transformation/Finale of Beauty and the Beast to hear it and the people have Russian or German accents.

It's making me laugh.



I just thought I would share.

This is going to be a public post on my first crazy fandom: Shia LaBeouf. Anyone who knew me when I was 13 would know how fucking obsessed I was. [/dorkface] I'm trying to block the memories out of my mind, but it's just so damn hard *thinks of Battle of Shaker Heights and twitches*

And those of you who don't know him... it's the kid from Even Stevens and Holes. =)


I made that, but I'm too lazy to find a different picture of him.

So, anyhoo SLB.org has been down for a while now, which is beyond depressing. So, I went to IMDB to see what's new with him, and wow, he's doing a lot. And by a lot I mean 4 movies. I'm excited for "Surf's Up"... a moive about Surfing Penguins because I am immature like that.. XD



YAY!

I want SLB.org back. *emos*

But now I really really want to watch BOSH. Because I'm a dork. I'm just worried that when I watch it again, it won't be as great as I remember it. Hah... =/

I need to do my paper. ASAP.

So, umm... third post today. What the fuck ever. Katie will be aggitated, but I told her what a nephron is, so she can just deal with it. Plus I'm giving her four burrito points (non redeemable until she get's past negative ten billion, against what Austin thinks) AND a pants party. So she best be happy.

Anyway.

FANDOM POSTIE

WHO THE FUCK DIES ON THE OC?!?!?!? *flails and twitches*

Well, the preview says almost dies. I'm saying Ryan. Lauren's saying Summer. I think they're going to pull a Trey and leave us hanging for the summer.

Sandie is adrokable. Seth and his drugs *eyeroll*. Anyone else think Ryan and Marissa will have sex by the end of the season (one episode left).





More importantly, am I the only one on my flist who watches this show? XD

So, since I was in a bad mood, I decided to take pictures because it really relaxes me. And I used my favorite model: KC. =)



( More Behind Le Cut )

Well, everyone loves to laugh, so I'm making this public.

These are quotes by Jack Handy, who is probably the craziest person. You don't have to know of him to understand these, but they will make you loffle. So, enjoy! XD

( Disneyland burned down )

( Blogthings own my soul )

And since I'm making this public and pointless... why not?

Join fawkes_reunion! It's the bestest. XD

Dude... Mike's photos are AMAZING. I didn't even like... know. They are gorgeous. So, I pimp for my buddy.

http://www.betterphoto.com/gallery/free/gallery.asp?mem=123128

enjoy yourself